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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 23:55

What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

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A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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From Russia With Love

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

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Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!